stabilize the bed


the act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having s-x in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
“the creaking is too loud, we’re going to wake my roommates up”
“don’t worry, i got this, i’ll just stabilize the bed”

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