Stache Snatch


the act of sn-tching a mustache from someone’s face. the stache sn-tcher must complete three steps to consider a stache sn-tch successful: 1) sn-tch a stache, 2) dash and 3) sell that stache for cash. when sn-tching stache, the most successful sn-tchers apply general w-ng’s stratagem: the element of surprise. there’s nothing quite like a surprise stache sn-tch.
kenneth and i went on a stache sn-tch last night. i sn-tched a nice lars the viking and he sn-tched a prime snappy dancer.

i might add this general wallace to my stash, but i could really use the cash from this stache sn-tch.

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