Stack the deck


when 2 people want to cuddle in bed, but the room temperature exceeds comfortable cuddling conditions. therefore, you turn your backs to one another and intertwine your b-ttcheeks, alternating one person’s atop the other’s in a shuffled, card-like manner.
jamey and jessica climb into bed and engage into a typical cuddling position, but their body heat becomes too much to endure for the entire night and therefore they both flip over.

jamey: honey it’s getting too warm to snuggle, i have to flip over.
jessica: ok but let’s at least stack the deck (cuddling, essentially with your b-tt cheeks intertwined.)

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