Stacy Alert


in the movie wayne’s world, wayne and garth are always avoiding wayne’s ex-girlfriend stacy, so when she’s coming they shout “stacy alert”.

“stacy alert” is therefore a generic heads-up when a person you want to avoid is approaching.
stacy: well, don’t you want to open your present?
wayne: if it’s a severed head i’m going to be very upset
stacy: open it.
wayne: what is it?
stacy: it’s a gun rack.
wayne: a gun rack… a gun rack. i don’t even own -a- gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. what am i gonna do… with a gun rack?
stacy: you don’t like it? fine. you know wayne, if you’re not careful, you’re going to lose me.
wayne: i lost you 2 months ago. we broke up. are you mental? get the net!

“uh oh! stacy alert!”

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