Stafford County


a place that is, in fact, three places. there is the center, full of commerce. the middle ring has the normal, suburban living. the outer ring is a waste land, which few venture to. most living there have careers elsewhere and commute or support the infrastructure that the commuters live on. it’s a dull place, where teenagers are either having s-x or are completely bored out of their minds. adults plan to retire there. fredricksburg students who want a hope for the future generally transfer to stafford county high schools.
“i live in stafford county.”

“so you’re old, having s-x or bored?”

the most boring place in the world (basically a place for hillbillies next to there homeland fredricksburg
hillbilly doodle:where are you from?

billy bob joe:stafford county

hillbilly doodle:oh sh-t!!!!!!!!!
also known as “the place where fredericksburg’s waste flows”. crazy kids think that they own sh-t when they are tryin to rock trashy brands like abercrombie. try on a ralph polo and then we will talk to you. most stafford teen residents try to crash fredericskburg events because there’s nothing in stafford except for farms, poorly crafted shantys, and the local wawa gas station/”night club”. quit kidding yourself.
at the burg’s annual xmas parade:
“heyyyy i’m from stafford county and im soooo rich look at my abercrombie and my sl-tty -ss girlfriend!!”
fredericksburg residents: “shouldn’t you be at the local wawa meeting up with your fellow peasents?”
the o.c. of virginia. if u own anything less than a corvette, you will be snubbed and ignored. if u r a girl and dont have at least one piece of designer clothes/shoes/purses/etc then you will be considered a “loser” if u r a guy and dont wear the regular abercrombie/pacsun/hollister or any other kind of skate/surf clothes you will be considered a “loser” those who are well off when it comes to money, you’ll like stafford.
have you been to the new louis vuitton store in stafford county?

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