stage dive


if you are a huge person, and you see a 90 pound chick in the audience, don’t stage dive in her direction. she will get crushed/hurt/p-ssed off. also a bunch of hardcore dudes will try to kick your -ss because hurting little chicks at shows is just not cool.
i am still bitter to the fat -ss who stage dived then landed on me while attending a the bled show.
an activity for kids who go to underground shows, it involves crowdsurfing your way to the stage and then jumping back into the crowd. if the stage is small enough, a stage diver might just get up on stage and dive off into the crowd. at some shows, particularly hardcore/metalcore tough-guycore shows, the stage diver will jump into the crowd feet first, kicking, and punching violently because he is stupid and has no respect. the crowd generally does not like stage divers who can’t see their feet. this activity is not usually found at larger concerts for the venues like to put up barriers between the stage and the floor.
i took a stage dive.
the act of running into someone’s bedroom and jumping onto their bed while they are having s-x. can be done in groups.
your roommate is having s-x with his girlfriend in his room. you and three friends yell “stage dive!” and jump on top of them while they’re doing it.
when someone jumps off of a stage and has a m-ssive crowd carry them around overhead. usually done at rock concerts.
guy1: did you see that stage dive last night?
guy2: yeah, too bad no one caught him.

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