stage manager


a master of a stage that has a bunch of techies to do his/her bidding
stage managers are the gods of a theatre.
1. runs the show
2. g-d
3. that b-tch in the headset
have you seen the stage manager? i need someone to yell at me (i’m a techie)
the person that is below the director in terms of superiority. generally one of the people with a headset. he/she will be at rehearsals to run them if the director is busy. he/she is generally a nice person unless you p-ss them off. they are the ones responsible for calling cues during a show, pulling the curtain, sometimes moving set pieces. without him/her and the rest of the stage crew there wouldn’t be a show.
where did the stage manager go? we need someone to run rehearsal..
some one in charge or getting all the wallabys on stage and feeding them cornflakes.
“hey stage manager, get them d-mn wallabys on stage pr-nto!”…..strewth
a position in which the ‘stage manager’ pushes their partner up against the wings of the stage in order to have s-x with her upright. when finished they rush backstage to yell at a techie.
–i totally pulled a stage manager last night.
–yeah, i know. i heard it from the 3rd row.

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