stage pretty


the phenomenon of less than attractive people being transported into the realms of the f-ckable, purely be their stage persona or presence.
usually -ssociated with un-hot guys in bands being elevated to the status of both f-ckable and dateable.
“was matt hot?”
“nah, not really, he was just stage pretty”
the phenomena that an person of average attractiveness suddenly takes on a presense of unattainable beauty, due to there stage presence.
“jody’s boyfriend isn’t what you call attractive is he?”
“nah, but he has a certain stage-pretty presence”

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