STAHHHP
a word that teenage girls use to express their adoration for something or someone when they just can’t handle the cuteness. usually directed toward a girlfriend (whom they know will blow up their notifications with similar comments) or a kitten.
often paired with “i cant even” or “omfgz!”
taylor swift: “stahhhp! lindsay lohan, those jail bird stripes are hawt on you! love ya, betch!”
lindsay lohan: “stahhhp! taylor swift, you and your boyfranns are totes adorbz! but if you’re p-ssed at any of your exes, just have them walk out in the streets any night that i’m drinking and driving (every night).”
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- studented
to be incredibly drunk, like a student oh man, rick was at the party last night and he got so studented he threw up in amy’s mouth and p-ssed himself
- grunteep
perennially neurotic, charming, funny usually female. eclectic taste in music, good to have as a friend. allergic to traditional female clothing, and pr-ne to verbal hyperbole while exercising. quit grunteeping, just quietly finish your bench press. stay away man, kathy is in grunteep mode.
- Supah Kawai
“super cute” in j-panese. look at her hair! supah kawai!
- swained
after your -n-s is overbearing with sweat from physical activity, sw-n-s is created. at this point one inserts their hand into their undergarments and gets a nice steaming batch of sw-n-s in their hand. one will then run up to someone who deserves some vial punishment, and rub their hand all over the other’s face. […]