when you m-st-rb-t- in bed and you leave it on the sheets and your girlfriend or wife rolls over on it and gets pregnant.
he’s not dumb, he’s just a stain baby.
- drone fart
a fart that mysterioulsy drfts from one room to another, or from one place to another, to take somone out. i released a drone fart from the couch and it took out my friend in the next room
a stupid bird look at that foolbird!
- wes tucker
the most caring, talented and sweetest boy on earth. he shows everyone so much love and care, no matter how you look. hes such an inspiration, one way more people should look up to. hes so p-ssionate about singing and its breathtaking. he makes so many people happy and makes so many people feel safe. […]
- switch hitler
any ambidextrous, german baseball player. klaus von weinerstein is a shortstop as well as a switch hitler.
- harley rose bellaire
the most amazing girl ever, the most beautiful girl ever has the face of an angel she’s hilarious, and loves pulling pranks. always yelling, one you’d find on jerry springer. she is what you would call a “perfect” girl. guy 1: did you see is girl friend? guy 2: yeah man her names harley rose […]