staines
the clue is in the name, it’s a sh-t suburban town just outside of greater london. mostly inhabited by people who live in caravans and have on average 2 gcses. sure there’s a few london buses that serve staines, but they just take you to even sh-tter places like hounslow and hanworth. if you’re making the effort of leaving zone 6 to go to staines, make that extra trek and go to windsor which is slightly less sh-t. staines is most famous for being the home of sacha baron’s cohen “ali g”.
friend 1: i heard that guy is from staines
friend 2: oh f-ck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire
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