Stair Clap
the clapping of a male’s scr-t-m against his inner thigh when he runs down or maybe even up stairs.
when tommy ran down stairs excitedly, he stair clapped and got sick from the impact.
when you’re running down the stairs very quickly in boxer shorts, and the weight of your t-st-cl-s causes your scr-t-m to move against your gooch and make a loud clapping sound.
john: ew, mike. yesterday i was running down the stairs and i did a stairclap. my mom heard. she looked grossed out.
mike: eww! dude, i didn’t need to know you have a nasty stairclap!
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