Stair Troll


a noun describing the weirdos (often in high-school) who group around the stair-well in, abnormally high numbers. stair trolls tend to wear things like cat-ears, tails, and overly large sweaters that go past their fingers.

they are sometimes seen with hideous piercings, exotic hair colors, and commonly partake in cosplay.

n-body knows where the stair troll comes from, and they are theorized to reproduce as-xually, similarly to cells. during lunch, they do not eat at tables, and instead are found in random locations around the cafeteria. stair trolls never make eye contact, and cannot function without their posse. when addressed by a normal person they typically respond by hissing loudly.
joel: bruh those weirdos at the stair-well just threw away all of their food. n-body ate anything
andrew: stair trolls don’t eat joel. they get their nutrients from anime conventions and weird manga.

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