stairsurf


v. 1. to surf down a flight of stairs, usually accomplished with a mattress. 2. the act of being pushed down a flight of stairs by an angry husband, who just so happens to be a pro hockey player. 3. the act of having s-x with someone who has been pushed down the stairs. adj. 1. a woman who has been pushed down the stairs by her ex-husband (stairsurfer).
i hear tom went stairsurfing with peter’s ex last night.

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