stale bagel


stale bagel, a term given to a teenager who acts indifferent to their parents after getting into a relationship
“hey wanna come watch a movie with me sport?”
“whatever dad you know i have a date with stacy.”
“oh lose the att-tude and don’t be a stale bagel.”

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