Stale Weave


when a female’s weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as f-ck. they also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.
ugly hating -ss hoe: -whispers to her equally ugly friend- there that b-tch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!

you: shut yo b-tch -ss up yo -ss got a stale weave hoe! take that old sh-t out!

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