Stalk Box


the box of text underneath your profile picture on the new layout of facebook that defaults, “write something about yourself”.

named the stalk box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one’s page, unlike the status.
she always kept her most personal thoughts on facebook confined to the stalk box.
the new addition to facebook (top right corner) that allows you to keep track of everything your friends are doing while keeping track of everything your friends are doing
yo, isn’t meggan getting some combat boots too?
apparently so, you status creeper
nah man, just my stalk box

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