stalk options


your hot/interesting friends on facebook that are enjoyable to stalk when you are bored.
guy1: dude, you are friends with some bitties!

guy2: yeah, they are my stalk options.

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    this is a name to a very smelly person that looks and smells like a dogs dirty sh-thole.if you go within 20 metres of him you will start to gag and your eyes will start to water man that rubish bin smells like a stanly chawner

  • cracking

    something sensational, excellent or cool. part of ‘what’s cracking’. “that was a cracking pool shot!” “yo, ‘what’s cracking’ fool?” removing copyright protection from copyrighted software. commonly used to obtain software without paying for it. cracking is not by inserting a false or used serial number, but to insert other doc-ments and files into the actual […]

  • panty skunk

    a line shaped sh-t stain left on a pair of girls panties. ken: “remember that hot chick i was talking to last night at the bar?” joe: “let me guess, you took her home and gave her the dirty adolp, right?” ken: “i knew it would work when i took off her pants and saw […]

  • crank wanker

    a derogatory term for a guy signifying that they love to m-st-rb-t- or “whack off.” could be subst-tuted for- “he’s a real jack-off.” you’re a real crank w-nker.

  • crap hazard

    the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent -n-l squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the -n-s. 1) kelsey is a cr-p hazard becasue she can’t give a hand job. 2) the hobo smelled like a cr-p hazard. (the h-m- smelled like a cr-p hazard.)


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