stalkee
a person that is getting stalked.
holy s–t i’m ridda’s stalkee
someone who is being stalked by the stalker. usually the person is hot. sometimes used to replace the name of the person so they don’t find out.
taylor: omg did you see stalkee today?
me: yessss omg he is soo hot!!
taylor: i know!!
stewie: who’s the stalkee?
me: umm no one… -stalkee stands right behind me-
(n) a person who is being stalked. not the stalker, the stalk-ee.
creepy guy=stalker
unsuspecting girl=stalk-ee
the person getting stalkerized.
omfg micah told me i am the stalkee 🙁
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