Stalker Alert


the word is used to alert or warn a friend during a conversation that the other person will end up as your stalker or maybe already your stalker. its mainly a presumption which is based on the over – fluttering tone of the person towards your friend.
bucky: hey girls what are you doinn? i think cl-ss is over.
kelsey: we are just packing up.
julia: kelsey “i have to go to market today so i can’t drop you”.
bucky: don’t worry i can drop you kelsey.
kelsey: its alright i can go by my own.
bucky: i insist kelsey. by the way you look great. you really look like an angel in this dress.
julia: stalker alert (in kelsey ears).

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