Stalker Pause
the period that someone waits after seeing something new on facebook, so that they wont seem like a stalker.
guy 1: yo, i saw you “liked” her picture, about 15 seconds after she put it up. she totally thinks you’re a stalker.
guy 2: really?
guy 1: yeah, but i used a 20 minute stalker pause, so i’m going on a date with her friday.
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