Stalkette
a stalkette is a young, female stalker. she is obsessively following you, writing letters, waiting outside your home, calling you on the phone, emailing, texting, relentlessly.
guy a: um… what is up with this broad who is following you around?
guy b: whew, it’s my own little stalkette. this b-tch is relentless, she won’t leave me alone. she calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, i’m going nuts.
guy a: dude, why don’t you change your number?
guy b: i have changed my number…. twice! she knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.
guy a: what are you gonna do?
guy b: get a second restraining order, i guess.
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