Stalkholm Syndrome
somewhat akin to the psychological phenomena seen in hostages, where the hostage develops and emotional attachment to the hostage-taker, known as “stockholm syndrome” coined in 1973 after it was seen in bank robbery hostages in stockholm, sweden, except, in cases of “stalkholm syndrome” the individual being stalked forms a similar attachment to their stalker.
josh: “what’s wrong?”
jennifer: “its just that ever since matt went to jail for violating the restraining order, i kinda miss the constant texts/phone calls and watching him lurk outside in the bushes.”
marilyn was diagnosed with stalkholm syndrome by her psychologist, dr. spanks, because “normal dating”, to marilyn, usually consisted of a man stalking her for a few months and then eventually becoming her boyfriend.
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