Stalkology


stalk-ol-o-gy stawk ólləjee (n.) the science of knowing a guy’s/girl’s (who is referred to as a target) life in significant detail, more than the person knows their own life. maybe even more than you know your own life
guy: hey dude, you know that girl, sarah?
guy’s friend: yeah, what about her?
guy: she’s got a ph. d in stalkology man, i swear. she knows my mother’s middle name, i didn’t even know my mother’s middle name!

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