Stallinium
stallinium is a very powerful substance that all of the people born in soviet russia have since birth.it fuels soviet citizens with fanatic nationalism and a extraordinary amount of strength and adrenaline.however,it can also be very very deadly.if any foreigner such as a german tries to drink,inject,or use any other method o getting the substance in his or her body, it can result in very devastating affect.this includes the victims brain slowly frying away for an hour with incredible and excruciating pain until he or she dies.another is by cutting the patents body with a knife carving out portraits of the soviet leaders,most notably stalin.in fact there is nor cure for it.
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doctor:i’m sorry to have to say this…..
mother:-whimpering/sobbing-what is wrong with him! please tell me!!!-crying intensifies-
dad:please, we need to know please!!!
doctor:i’m afraid your son has a severe case of…………stallinium
-family starts crying and intinsifying their sorrow-
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