stallon addict

a person who believes that sylvester stallon is a demi-god and has every stallon movie memorized.

a person who actually believes the rocky movies are real.
dude mike is such a stallon addict, dude thinks the movie cobra was based on a true story.

the guys who hang out there are stallon addicts. they just say lines from rocky all day.

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