Stallophobic


one who is afraid or too embaressed to take a dump in a public stall, even though it is urgent.
brittany and fred are at a bar.

brittany: i have to take a cr-p, those tacos are killing me!
fred: then use the bathroom!
brittany: i can’t, someone might see me sh-tting! i guess i’ll have to wait until i get home to my private, clean bathroom.
fred: geez, your a stallophobic!

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