stallpisser
a man that has really small genitals and always seeks out a stall to p-ss in in a public restroom, rather than run the risk of going to the urinal and having someone see his small p-n-s, thus ruining his reputation and life. a stallp-sser’s greatest fear is the trough-like urinal where like 10 dudes line-up and take a p-ss in plain view of the other dudes. if a bar’s restroom is set-up especially bad, the stallp-sser may even resort to leaving the premises and p-ssing in a back alley or another store. alexander the great, grover cleveland, danny glover and gandhi are four of the most famous stallp-ssers in world history. the stallp-sser’s biggest enemy is the close-p-sser; a guy who pulls up to p-ss right next to you when there are 4 or 5 other urinals open.
rick: “i gotta p-ss f-cking bad man.”
roger: “there’s the bathroom, go p-ss.”
rick: “there’s a guy snorting c-ke in the stall and i can’t f-cking p-ss at the urinal man.”
roger: “what the f-ck are you talking about?”
rick: “i’m a stallp-sser. i only p-ss in the stall.”
a guy who p-sses in the stalls instead of the urinals.
dude, take a p-ss in the urinals you stall-p-sser.
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