STALP
originally: to “stand there and look pretty”
used in it’s most primitive context, to describe members of bands who fake their instument playing skills.
modernly, stalp is refered to as hardcore s-xual activity.
“the boy in that band is so cute. too bad he stalps”
“hey, baby, how about we get out of here and stalp?”
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