Stapled
to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. one common side affect of “getting stapled” is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.
place of origin: west palm beach, florida
bro #1: hey man, did you see how stapled raoul got yesterday?
bro #2: what, did he try to stab someone again?
bro#1: no, even worse. he tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!
“dude, bill was so c-cksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from atlanta to nashville entirely while he was blacked out.”
to “get stapled”: being a dumb-ss and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repet-tions, than one is capable of without a spotter. often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. when large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.
look bro, that skinny little -sshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. let’s go punch him in the nads while he can’t do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck… and then go do some roids… again.
to be extremely excited for an upcoming event or activity.
dude, i’m so stapled for that concert on friday night!
stoked
pumped
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