stampede breakfast


when you sh-t on someone’s chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting “yahoo” while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack sh-t.
i gave mark a stampede breakfast yesterday. he was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.

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