stan uris


one of the kids from stephen king’s it, played by wyatt oleff in the 2017 version, and richard masur and ben h-ller in the 1990 version. he’s the skeptic of the group, basing his decisions off of logic and reality. he doesn’t want to fall for pennywise’s tricks, for he believes they’re not real. his traumas as a child result in his tragic fate, within the infamous chapter known as “stanley uris takes a bath”. he deserved better.
“he’s being so skeptical.”
“what a stan uris.”

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