stand and carry


a brilliant way to f-ck in which you pick the girl up and let her wrap her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist. you gently lower her down over your big hard nine-inch d-ck so it is inside her wet p-ssy, and let her slide it up and down on your huge giant erect c-ck until you both c-m. then if you are, (so to speak) still “up” for it, you can walk over to the nearest couch or bed without pulling out of her, and thrust yourself into her in the missionary position until you both c-m again. guaranteed to make her scream.
as we stepped out of the pool after skinny -dipping together, i picked her up in my arms and started to f-ck her in the stand and carry position.

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