Stand up jet skies
a bunch of -ssholes obsessed with liquid militia apparel and stand up jet skies. these people often refer to people who ride waverunners as f-ggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the b-tches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can’t afford waverunners.
guy 1:”hey wanna go ride bikes?”
guy 2:”no i only ride stand up jet skies because anything else is gay!!”
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