Stand Up Pants
pants specifically worn for standing or dancing when going out. if seated while wearing the stand up pants, your m-ffin top and/or jelly rolls become much more visible. these pants also may be very tight, or the b-tton may come undone upon the act of sitting.
hince the name “stand up pants.”
could also be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn off.
girl 1: i wish i could go talk to the guy sitting at the bar, but i’m wearing my stand up pants!
girl 2: oh, that’s too bad!
guy: do you wanna sit and talk?
girl: oh no, i’m wearing my stand up pants. sorry.
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