Stand-up Philosopher
a comedian; a stand-up comedian, as described in mel brook’s ‘history of the world part 1.’
b. arthur “occupation?”
comicus: “stand-up philosopher”
b arthur: “what?”
comicus: “a stan-up up philosopher!; i coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension.”
b arthur: “oh! a bullsh-t artist!?!!”
a bullsh-t artist!!
(from the mel brooks movie “history of the world, part one.”)
unemployment office person: “name and occupation?”
comicus: “comicus, stand-up philosopher.”
unemployment office person: “a what?”
comicus: “a stand-up philosopher. i take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people.”
unemployment office person: “oh. a bullsh-t artist!”
comicus: “uh…yeah.”
unemployment office person: “well, did you bullsh-t today? did you try to bullsh-t today? try harder or we’ll have to cut-off you payments. next please!”
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