standard geezer


what you use to refer to a person (mostly male) as a very boring and orthodox person. someone who only does the normal thing and not anything exciting.
person 1 “hey, me and the lads are going to the strip club on sat-rday and make it rain on some pretty girls with stupid names like ‘b-n-r garage’. you wanna hit it up?”

person 2 ” nah. i cant, i got to study for my exam coming up or my teacher will drop me of the course so quick; i wont even have time to cry about it”

person 1 “stop being such a standard geezer and hit it up with the lads”

person 2″ yeahhhh, you right. f-ck biology, ill study for it later”.

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