Standard Grandad
a person who likes their guitars (and everyone else’s for that matter) tuned to standard e (low to high e a d g b e). these people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or b-ss to alternate tunings such as dropped d (d a d g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because…
well, who knows.
these people could be the biggest thin lizzy fans in the world but wouldn’t tune down just a half-step to e flat to play one of their songs correctly. they will often moan on about how it’s not necessary to tune a guitar out of e but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
standard grandad: oh, i see you’re a led zeppelin fan, so am i! favourite band since i saw em in ’72, got all the lps! how’s about we jam on moby d-ck?
drummer: sure thing. but, uh, you’ll have to tune your guitar to drop d, that’s how jimmy page played it.
standard grandad: …forget it, i can’t stand led zeppelin, bl–dy fiddling about with tunings -throws guitar in trash-
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