Standard Lesbian Behavior
standard lesbian behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate.
generally being a p-ssive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. we’ve all been there.
standard lesbian behavior examples:
-playing rugby, softball, soccer, lacrosse, field hockey
-dating a teammate from above teams
-saying i love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-okcreeping
-showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-creepily following / crushing on someone on instagram you.have.never.met
-not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats
-multiple uploads per week of said cat to instagram
-liking a rando lez’s pics on all forms of social media.
-owning timberlands – if ur a dyk-y lez
there are so,many,more but i refuse to give you em all
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