a word to describe something which goes without saying.
“whas gwanin, u cotchin at leons tonight?”

“course, u bringin some herb?”

-ssumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.
rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard
doing that which you always do; expected, based on observed behavior over time
you want to go to that stupid place that no one likes? standard.
1) an illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.

2) a shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a c-ck block of ones bro(s). this is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.
dan: “i don’t know if i can f-ck her she’s pretty ugly”
steve: “oh dan you’re not gonna score with standards, so what if she’s bigger than a bus.”
a word that is used in many parts of the uk specifically manchester, it is used usually as a response to something good, or used like the word ‘fit’ to describe an attractive person, also it can be used to describe something good like a football match score or computer game
john: ‘hey look at her’
james’ standard !!!’


jason ‘ omfg we won the game’
aja ‘ standard mate’
a word to describe something which goes without saying
that b-tch is standard
word used by the sub-culture for anything they feel like, basically a new, stroppier version of ‘cool’…only used by total plebs that lack the ability to speak their own language due to peer pressure.

anti-cultural metaphor that when uttered, perfectly exemplifies the devolution of its exponents, who in contrast see themselves as the avant garde.
pleb 1:check it.

pleb 2:standard, bruv

pleb 1:naaahhhhbruv, on dat next ting

pleb 3:euiiiiiiihhhhh!!!

all three:standard!!!hahihihiahahahihihii!!!!!!


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