standing snapcock
the potentially disastrous medical condition which can be sustained as a consequence of a mishap during intercourse in a vertical (standing) position when the male partic-p-nt is attempting to support the weight of the female partic-p-nt while she is mounted on his p-n-s.
this technique should only be undertaken when the weight ratio is substantially in favour of the male partic-p-nt, and the female partic-p-nt must link her hands behind her partner’s neck as a ‘failsafe’.
doctor: “right nurse, what seems to be the problem with this gentleman? he seems in a state of some distress.”
nurse: “i’m afraid he seems to have sustained a standing snapc-ck – i’ve asked one of the counsellors to come to the ward.”
doctor: “poor b-st-rd – i only hope it was worth it.”
nurse: “well, it was for me….”
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