standroid


a london underground term referring to a commuter who has the uncanny ability to stand in exactly the right place on a particular train to match the exit doors.
man, look at helena pacing up the platform – she’s such a standroid.
a combination of the words “standard” and “android” to refer to the android operating system in it’s original and unmodified form.
the standroid user-interface includes several examples of widgets, including widgets for -n-log clock, music, and other applications.

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