stangle


to stangle or be stangled by friend or foe. is while screwin your lady friend they sneak up on you, and then tickles your dangly b-lls. thus stangled.
while i was screwin my b-tch, ken came in and totally stangled me. not cool.
another word for fork
the term was invented in a conversation at clinton dining hall at suny plattsburgh about the arbitrary nature of an object’s -ssigned word.

dave- why is a fork called a fork? why isn’t it called a stangle?

justin- uh, because it’s a fork?

dave- but it’s so arbitrary. all right, from now on i’m going to refer to any fork as a stangle.

justin- dude, you’re weird.
a good case of stfu.
1: “you need a stangle.”
2: “you mean a strangle-?”
1: “no, stangle.”
2: “what’s that even mean?”
1: “it means to stfu.”
to express irritation of another person by the use of a ceremonial poker that is scalding hot.
example:
guy one: wanna hang today?
guy two: naw ive gotta go to the doctor. my girlfriend stangled me last night because i left the toilet seat up
a girl similar to a sk-nk; she might stank; maybe wasn’t loved enough as a child so she looks for love in all the wrong places; trouble maker; not someone you wanna be seen talking too; uber sl-tty; tries to hard; not very pretty; furture stripper
eww! you got drunk and made out with that stangle?! you better go to the doctor and check for herpies after you wipe that silver lipstic with purple liner (gross) off your face!

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    a foul odor on the peice of skin between the -n-s and the v-g-n- of a woman after she has had both -n-l and v-g-n-l intercourse. courtney let josh perform both v-g-n-l and -n-l s-x on her, and after closer inspection, josh realized courtney had a stanktaint.

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