stank n’ wank
when you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously sh-t and m-st-rb-t- into the same pot. to conserve water? to be efficient? h-ll if i know. intent and order of operations do not matter. if there’s fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n’ w-nk.
my last bowel movement got me going so i decided to have a stank n’ w-nk instead.
went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long i decided to stank n’ w-nk to save myself another trip.
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