Stankapotamus


a female condition. when a woman feels both stanky, and fat. usually around that “time of the month” or just when a woman feels less than desirable.
mimi: “omg i feel like such a stankapotamus today…i ate so much at the bean barn’s bean buffet…”

cici: “oh girl, i feel ya, i’m on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!”

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