Stanky Blizzard


the stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding s-xual position. to perform a “stanky blizzard”, all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. pour the c-ke into your partner’s v-g-n-, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. the resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.
i had an extra kilo of c-ke laying around so i gave that b-tch a stanky blizzard.

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