stanky simmons
1. smells like kero
2. oder like cigerettes and cheap cologne
3. loves his grammie
4. oils grammies feet reguarly
5. caution-never light matches around-caution
6
d-mn that motha f-ckas one “stanky simmons”.
grammies vag smells like a gosh darn stanky simmons.
d-mn my trailer just fell down…. whata stanky simmons
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