Starbucks Virgin


anyone who goes to starbucks and orders using incorrect terminology. these people make the baristas working at starbucks want to kill themselves.
the starbucks virgin just ordered a “medium decaffeinated coffee with whipped cream and caramel” instead of a “grande decaf latte with whip”.

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