stanky tip toe
when you’ve gone to the toilet and finished your business, just to realise there is no toilet paper. so you have to walk out the bathroom to gather more rolls with your pants down just below crack level hoping no stinky business gets on your fresh threads and for some reason your tip toeing carefully not to arrouse suspicion of any one in the house.
friend- i completely forgot to check for toilet paper before going to the lavatory the other day. so i had the pull of the greatest ‘stanky tip toe’ past my room mate while they were having a kip on the couch.
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