Stanley Homecoming


an annual event that runs the week of july 4th in a small, town in stanley, virginia. the event features a parade, music shows, and rides put up by carnies. some of the people from remote areas, known as hollers, only get out once a year for the stanley homecoming. there are usually fight, confederate flags, and plenty of sl-ts walking around with bad hair and big t-ts.
i remember one year at stanley homecoming that lester beat the f-ck out of two mexicans for staring at his easter hog girlfiend.

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